I'm Awake Now

Last night, I dreamed that I was being forced to marry some old businessman who had no heirs and needed one. My girlfriend was on vacation by herself (and so couldn't protect me), and the agreement to marry him was made by one of the senior managers at my office (I didn't know about it until the last second). I was deeply frightened. Then the alarm went off. And behold, I was cuddled up against my girl, and her arms were around me, her face buried in my neck. The relief and joy of waking up this morning was unbelievable. I turned off the alarm and went back to cuddling her for a while.

Wow!

Look what I can do now! Instead of saying "my girlfriend" over and over like a broken record, I can say papertigers. Too cool.